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When you're sad and someone gift you a smile book on your birthday 😂 👊 😠

dru :YOGA: boosted

:RAGA:​ ham cheetaambaram ji ke saath nahi hen, wo andar hen, ham to baahar hen

:MODIJI:​ location confirmed

#cheetaArrested

dru :YOGA: boosted
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जब मज़हब दिल से निकलकर सर पर बैठ जाए
तो टोपियाँ पहननी पड़ती हैं

--manto

pakistan ne #370 khatam hone se gussa hokar bharat ke vimaano ka rasta rokkar bharat ka 12 minutes ka 🤣​nuksaan kar diya 😂​

pakistaan bharat ka itna jyada nuksaan kar sakta hai ye to pata hi nahi tha

pakistaan ne bharat ke sath businesses me katauti ki,
bharat ko ab har mahine 50 rupees ka nuksaan jhelna padega 🤣​

#370

a dabang women
a great politician
a polite person
Sushma Swaraj

Rest In Peace 💮

dru :YOGA: boosted

ॐ शांति, सुषमा स्वराज ।

hatyaron ke khandaan wala bol raha hai ki home minister jhooth bolenge ye use ummid nahi thi 😂​

farukh abdulla said crying that his son umar abdulla is in jail and he don't know how many poor people will be in jail now,
koi is gadhe ko ye puchhe ki umar abdulla poor people hai kya ?

he said we are not stone througher,

now this is called the biggest joke while crying 😂​

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